dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded

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mytra-fallen-angel:

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My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 
willskissograham:

berlynn-wohl:

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Slow clap for the Fannibals

plastic-knives-and-forks:

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sebastianastan:

superrsoldiers:

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

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oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

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rojoninja:

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Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.
foxnewsofficial:

please

natsfanartnfandoms:

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misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

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